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Melkorka
13 June 2010 @ 01:20 am
^o^ Phelous Phelous Phelous Phelous Phelous Phelous Phelous! ^o^¹



¹ NOT FOR THE SQUEAMISH
 
 
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Melkorka
06 April 2010 @ 12:36 am
 
 
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Melkorka
20 December 2009 @ 05:48 pm
^_^  
Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In November I put money in [info]willuknight's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Wednesday I put gum in [info]miwasatoshi's hair (-12 points). In September I donated bone marrow to [info]leescoresby in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In October I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In March [info]doinkies and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points).

Overall, I've been nice (314 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!

Sincerely,
Kempomat

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Melkorka
19 December 2009 @ 07:00 pm
Now, normally I wouldn't dream of commenting on the idiocy of YT comments, since they pretty much speak for themselves. However, ENT just had to go and show me a Björk video, and the comments on it were...well...^_^;



.............. )
 
 
Aura: amusedamused
Refrain: Elvis Presley - Blue Christmas
 
 
Melkorka
07 January 2009 @ 02:35 am
So, it's 2:30 in the morning, and I'm thinking about Twilight. Wait, what? o_o;

No really, what kind of moron writes a series of novels about a vegetarian vampire? What in the world would they feed on? Tomatoes? And then it occurred to me - this has all been done before!



Somehow, I wouldn't be a bit surprised if this episode was actually better than the books and the movie. Just saying. ^_^
 
 
Aura: discontentnot sleepy enough
Refrain: A bomberman theme (damn you, Freelance Astronauts!)
 
 
Melkorka
02 August 2008 @ 06:06 pm
A somewhat positive, but mostly negative rant about The Dark Knight. Contains spoilers up the wazoo. Don't read this if you haven't seen the movie, because despite all my whinging, it is still worth a watch. Honest! )


Oh and, Christian Bale was actually good as Batman. But the mask looked terrible! XD And on a sidenote, Heath Ledger looked really good in drag. Made me wonder how he would have fared as the main character in Hedwig, actually.
 
 
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Melkorka
11 May 2008 @ 04:10 pm
No, not really, but last night I watched the first half of this stinkburger which somehow manages to make Mortal Kombat 2 look good. I have almost nothing to say about this film, except for one scene at the beginning that struck me as very odd. Violet is apparently infiltrating Daxus to steal some kind of weapon that looks suspiciously like an iMac. In order to get through the stringent security at this place, she has to undergo a few tests, including...well, whatever the blue hell this is supposed to be:

The longest identity verification scene since Mission: Impossible! )
 
 
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Melkorka
Jackie Chan is awesome! Completely insane, but awesome!

 
 
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Melkorka
19 March 2008 @ 05:11 pm

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Melkorka
17 March 2008 @ 07:21 pm



I guess I just don't knows my bananaphones. And what in sam scratch is a Grape Smash Fall? o_0; I can't help but wonder at this question, though:

"What is the name of the WoW player who famously, and recklessly charged into battle?"

Uum... The WoW player? How many people around the world play this game? I mean, how is it possible to remember the name of this one idiot? Now I just really want to know who this dingleberry is and how, well, EPIC his EPIC FAIL was. Anyway, I guess it's time to brush up on my Geekology.

 
 
Aura: geekywannabe-geek
Refrain: Basshunter...no, not really